I HOPE THEY GOT THAT

Not having done this in a while, it is most peculiar not having to submit a cover letter with a résumé when making one's way through an online application process. Complaining I am not, though - my printer's on the fritz and this saves me the headache of agonizing over which paper stock will curry favor, or putting together a whizbang presentation on a house-brand mac-and-cheese budget.

Still, you click that "submit" button and then...well, one never quite knows, does one?