MOTIVATIONAL CRAP

Normally the eyes roll at self-improvement topics, but this one from Reader's Digest wasn't half bad. I'll skip to the money parts:

8. Cuddle with your kids. Few things are more stressful in the morning than waking up an overtired fifth grader or a snoring high schooler. Yet this is one of the few times you can catch your child still vulnerable. Sit on his bed and gently smooth his hair as you softly waken him. Or, if you're dealing with a very young child, lie beside him and gently hug him awake. Such a moment will send a quiet surge of joy through your entire day and will become all too rare in all too short a time.

And then they flail out with their leg and kick you in the mouth.

18. Keep a wicker basket for yourself and each child by the front or back door. Into it go your keys, wallet, purse, and the child's backpack, papers, gloves, hats, etc. This will prevent that frantic last-minute scouring of the house as you look for lost items.

Replace "wicker" with "Kevlar" if your kids are anything like mine.

19. Split up in the morning. That means you use one bathroom and your partner uses another. Even if you are still madly in love, bathroom time should be private time. It makes for a calmer, less stressful start to your day.

You little people with one-bathroom homes can go pound sand.

The rest is just fine by me. Go read.